This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker

This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker

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Description

Welcome to This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker - a unique incremental idle clicker where you flip cards to earn money, grow your hand, buy new decks, unlock powerful upgrades, discover new cards, and more. Can you defeat the Jester and escape the carnival?
Steam: Very Positive, 89%

GROW YOUR HAND
Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!

GET UPGRADED
Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!

GO ON EXPEDITIONS
Once unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.

ASCEND TO GREATNESS
Make a deal with the Jester to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? But this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.

ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS
You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?

Developer

Doghowl Games Ltd

Developer ID: Doghowl Games Ltd

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Recent Reviews

Julien Saba

v1.0.11

fun!!!! Add more to the end I'm BEGGINGGG!!!7

20 Aug 2026

Jeremy Hore

v1.0.11

great fun, incredibly satisfying, high quality. don't know how this doesn't have more downloadsn

5 Aug 2026

Rui Sampaio

v1.0.11

Very disappointed that I can't ask for a refund. I don't understand why not since I was deceived into thinking this was a card game. It's not. There's one line in the hidden description that says that it is an idle pointless clicker. I'll revise this review if you give me my money back. Else I'll have to make a report.

3 Aug 2026

Burezu Blaze

It's an amazing little incremental game. Worth a week of your time! It's not even a poker game...

2 Aug 2026

Ed P

v1.0.11

This game consists basically on watching your phone screen how the cards get revealed to make poker hands. That's it.

29 Jul 2026

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