Cultist Simulator

nobody should have this much spare time.

Jun 5, 2026

my knight,okmo ok k bm

Jun 4, 2026

Difficult to start rewarding to figure out.

Jun 4, 2026

actually feels like going insane

Jun 1, 2026

Great game, basically a big puzzle with an amazing story and many ways to solve it.

Jun 1, 2026

No information.

The game gives you absolutely no information. You start off in a blank field with a card, figure maybe I should move this to here and that’ll do something and it does… It tells you nothing about what you’re doing or why.

Apr 10, 2026

A powerful and unique experience

A game about games, a game about existence, about living and dying and dreaming, about quests and temptatons and betrayals and sacrifices. It might entertain you. It also might change you.

Mar 16, 2026

No tutorial

Bought this game and I’ll never play it because there’s no tutorial and I’m confused.

Mar 15, 2026

Onboarding like Jared Leto’s Joker

The only way you’re gonna be able to play this game is if you go elsewhere and investigate other peoples work. Ones who’ve already figured it out because it was poorly designed -the on boarding was anyway. If a game makes you stop playing it then walk out the chair to other sources in order to learn the rules that it intentionally didn’t share. There’s something of a problem there. I’d call it a stubborn mist step. The simulation of discovering cult knowledge should have mystery and testy initiation…. Discovery should feel magical… but they accidentally applied it to the UI and the game itself… so now it’s kind of difficult just to do basic things a lot of the time.. like comprehend UI and rules and goals. The frustration puts you in a tail spin because you actually believe that you’re playing a game.. No, it’s not a game.. it’s eventually a game -a top shelf game.. but it’s the equivalent of telling a family, “Come out to my place. We’re going fishing, and its just a plane ride away”, but then leaving out the fact that it’s mysteriously 25 below zero where you live and the lake is under 10 feet of ice. To approach it as if it is a game- is wrong -and you will hurt yourself if you do that. The game is under the 10 feet of ice that you need to excavate. So you’re not playing a game, you’re operating a tool that looks deceptively like a game for maybe the first day or two, because it has no rule book. No rules = no game.. So first, you have to excavate the rules in pure darkness -using the tool that- at this stage -appears to look exactly like a game .. you are an archaeologist and your job today is to go in the football field and find all 10 needles that we hid at various elevations under the ground. The needles represent the rules.. so I did what everybody did. I went on the Internet and cut my time in half +not to say that my time trying to learn all of this was short. That’s the result of the games stubborn misstep design for a lot of players. I couldn’t help but feel like I was doing other people’s jobs .. I went on the Internet to the wiki, and I went to the community forums where I met a whole bunch of other unpaid interns as well. Some of them were happily participating. If you’ve never played this, you just need to understand that you need to do a lot of work before you ever play the game.. don’t be fooled and think that you’re playing it when you hit the start button. I’m here to tell you that the game is good when you gain board literacy. I recommend begging, borrowing, stealing and cutting whatever corners you have to in order to experience it. GPT or your AI of choice is a free tutor and they won’t tell everybody how stupid you are and all the dumb questions you asked after you leave the room (the way that the real tutors do).

Mar 11, 2026

Work grind

The task for making money should be automated.

Mar 9, 2026