This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker

This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker

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Description

Welcome to This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker - a unique incremental idle clicker where you flip cards to earn money, grow your hand, buy new decks, unlock powerful upgrades, discover new cards, and more. Can you defeat the Jester and escape the carnival?
Steam: Very Positive, 89%

GROW YOUR HAND
Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!

GET UPGRADED
Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!

GO ON EXPEDITIONS
Once unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.

ASCEND TO GREATNESS
Make a deal with the Jester to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? But this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.

ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS
You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?

Developer

Doghowl Games Ltd

Developer ID: Doghowl Games Ltd

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Recent Reviews

Rahze SlayAllKings

v1.1.2

Es fühlt sich an, als wäre dieses Spiel für mich programmiert worden. Gambling without gambling, starke UI, schöne Grafik, irre Progression und null FOMO. Mein Spiel. ❤️♠️♦️♣️ Junge und der Preis, ihr seid Götter. Und das auf mobile. ich wünsche euch Stinkeichtum, verdient

29 Sept 2026

Nick Wiechern

v1.0.11

super kurzweilig :)! Leider zu schnell vorbei :(. Es hat ewig gedauert bis ich rausgefunden habe, wie man Joker verkauft, da man denkt, man müsse in der Karte auf verkaufen klicken (Lösung: Doppelklick auf die Karte oder lange drücken). Hier kann man die UX noch nachbessern. ich würde mir künftig noch mehr Endgame Content wünschen :). Insgesamt aber sehr zu empfehlen, wenn man auf Geblinke steht und einfach mal den Kopf ausschalten will :).

12 Sept 2026

Michael Nix

v1.0.10

Seems like a PC auto clicker. Gets slow pretty fast. The fun mechanic of customizing decks is locked behind slow and expensive "explorations" that give you random cards or even more expensive ones that let you remove a random card from your deck. The progression is way too slow and doesn't happen idly. So I'm forced to burn battery and watch the game "play" itself, slowly. The UI is also too small for mobile with buttons being a fraction of the size of my thumb. Reached prestige, but burned out.

17 Jun 2026

Admirandus Solitudos

v1.0.9

Sehr gut, aber die Textboxen, die Schrift der Antworten an den Joker sowie einige Icons sind für mein Samsung Galaxy Tab Active Pro SM-T545 mit 10,1 Zoll Display viel zu klein.

23 Apr 2026

M W

v1.0.9

After 2 Prestiges the Game totally stagnated for me. idk how to get to end game

16 Apr 2026

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